My Assassin Girlfriend
Episode 15
Xiaozhu, sit here.
Di, wait a moment.
I have something to announce.
“Fairy Bai Zhu’s Wish List” activity
is officially kicked off today!
Hope you will show your support and be there for me!
Do what I ask without any question.
Let’s leave a lovely memory
to Fairy Bai Zhu!
Give it up!
Alright! Alright!
Thank you for your support, my dear fans!
Today, I will choose…
Yan!
Me?
Yes!
By the way, just so you know,
tomorrow will be brother Yinqi’s turn,
and the day after tomorrow will be Di’s!
I hope you’ll get ready!
What about me?
You will be there for me every day from now on!
Yan, let’s go!
I haven’t finished my breakfast yet!
Just skip it.
Every day from now on!
How is it?
Little ugly girl VS Crayon Shin-chan!
Brother Yinqi!
No, teacher!
Do you think I still have a chance
to learn the charm of our school
“A Laughter from the Seas” in this life?
What matters the most about playing Guqin is not skills but feelings.
As long as you express the feelings right,
you have mastered it.
Young master, have some tea!
Xiaoli.
Get me some cotton, now!
Young master, why do you need cotton?
I’m asking him to get some flower to create a better environment.
Who asked you to get cotton?
Go! Go!
Go!
Continue!
Fairy, where’s Xiaoli?
He’s cooking better snacks for me.
So, fairy,
we can take a day off today, right?
Approved!
Okay!
Thank you, fairy!
Then we are going to work!
Okay!
Call me if you need me.
Enjoy!
Bye!
Tell me, what do you want to do today?
I’ll be your company.
I hope you won’t accompany me today.
What?
Brother.
I hope you can
spend a day without me.
Go play basketball, have drinks, see a movie with friends,
whatever
you want to do.
Since you knew I have this illness,
you haven’t spent any day
just for yourself.
I don’t like this.
I thought I’ve prepared
for any odd requests you may ask.
But I didn’t expect that you still surprised me.
My brother is capable of anything!
Right?
Let’s eat!
Come on!
Hold it steady! Hold it steady!
Don’t let go!
No worries!
Don’t let go!
Get on, Xiaozhu!
Xiaozhu!
Hold it steady!
Okay!
I’ll turn now.
Here we go.
Hold it steady! Hold it steady!
Alright, don’t be nervous!
-I’m not! –I’m holding it!
You won’t fall, don’t worry!
Okay, then hold it steady!
Don’t let go!
I’m holding it, don’t you worry!
Alright!
You are doing fine!
I can do it now! See! I can do it!
I’m amazing, aren’t I?
Ok, I’m holding it.
Don’t let go!
I’m holding!
See, I’m so good!
Alright!
Xiaozhu, smile!
You said you are holding the bike!
You lied?!
Oh no! Oh no!
I’m falling! I’m about to fall!
Smile!
I’m falling! I’m falling!
Are you alright, Xiaozhu?
I’m fine!
Good!
You said that I’m the most nervous one in the world.
I think you are actually the most nervous one.
Xiaozhu,
let’s do something else, okay?
Bike riding is too dangerous.
You don’t know.
This is called extreme sport.
Do you still remember
the first time we went out?
We had spicy hotpot
and we rode bike together.
This is called remembering our youth.
Okay, then let’s keep practicing.
When you feel hungry,
I’ll take you to a spicy hotpot restaurant.
Xiaozhu is good at giving us a hard time.
See, I’m so good!
Alright!
Xiaozhu, smile!
But I haven’t seen her this happy for a long time.
Oh no! Oh no!
I’m falling! I’m about to fall!
Oh yeah? Are you jealous?
Let’s go for a bike riding later.
Who wants to ride bike with you?
Bike riding is for kids.
I offered but you don’t want to.
You are so hard to please.
Excuse me. I’ll deal with you later.
Hello?
Someone from Mount Isle Hotel?
What’s his name?
Ok, thanks!
What’s up?
I got a clue about the pocket watch!
It was sold to a guy in our hotel.
Our hotel? Who?
He didn’t say.
But he mentioned that it’s a gift to the new boss.
New boss?
The new boss of our hotel is Bai Di!
Hello?
Hello, Di!
Yu Yan.
I need you to do me a favor.
Did someone give you
a pocket watch as a gift?
How did you know?
Could you come to me now?
I’ll tell you later.
I’m at the seaside restaurant.
I’ll wait for you. Remember to bring that pocket watch!
Alright!
Okay!
We want all the seasonings.
I want to try this.
Sir, give me a plate of this type of meat ball.
Sorry, they paid to be served only.
They’ve got the whole stand today.
Sir, also those two.
Okay!
I want more.
But just sell us one! Just one!
-I’m sorry. –Sorry! Sorry!
Really sorry!
Another day. They’ve got the whole stand.
Xiaozhu, here!
Taste it.
See if it tastes the same as that day.
Xiaoli.
Even though we’ve got the whole stand today,
it’s unnecessary to use
all the materials.
Just enjoy.
You can try different flavor.
If you can’t finish, just give them to me.
Okay.
How is it?
Tasty!
Xiaozhu, as you are eating, think about
what else you want to
eat or play besides this.
I’ll go with you after eating.
No need.
It's impossible to live without regrets.
I've felt really happy
and satisfied already.
Just think of one more.
Think about what you want to do later.
Just one, alright?
If you really want to know...
I do.
Then here it goes.
I'm wondering
if there's really reincarnation after people die.
If there is,
I want to live my next life in Xumi State.
I wrote so many time travel novels,
but I had no idea if I got them right.
You must ask.
Don't blame me if you can't make it come true.
Xiaozhu.
I might be able to
make it come true.
Are you alright?
Taste this.
I told you that I'd wait here myself.
What are you doing here?
Well, what do you worry about?
I'm not worried about you.
If I'm not here,
you won't know how the pocket watch looks like.
I don't think you are worried about the watch,
but me and Bai Di.
You can think whatever you want.
If you are really worried,
why don't you join us?
Next question. Bai Yinqi...
No, brother Yinqi really hasn't got married in Xumi State?
I assure you that he hasn't.
He's single. I promise!
Okay! Next!
Xiaozhu, you don't feel shocked at all?
You really believe
that we all time traveled here?
I do! Why not?
I've read so many stories about time traveling
in novels.
What feels strange to me is
that why didn't you tell me earlier?
I didn't tell you because
I didn't think you'd believe me,
and I was worried that you'd feel sad
if you knew that I would leave eventually.
But don't worry.
I've decided to
stay with you forever.
And I won't let others
to keep me away from you.
So you mean
you want me to travel back with you?
Tian Xiaoli, I didn't see
that you are quite sneaky!
I didn't say that.
I'm kidding. Come sit over here.
You've always tried to make me happy
since we met.
Actually, you can feel free
to tell me what you want me to do.
Like this matter, you can just say
"Bai Zhu, let's go!
Come to Xumi State with me!"
How's that? Sounds pretty cool, doesn't it?
Try it!
Okay, I'll try.
Xiaozhu, would you come to Xumi State with me?
I would!
Di.
Sorry for the waiting.
It's okay.
Here, take a look. Is it this one?
Bai Yinqi.
Bai Yinqi!
Oh, what a small world!
Yu Yan, you are here too!
Di!
What are you doing here?
Stop acting!
You left your phone here!
Di.
Why didn't you save some dignity for me?
This is the one!
Di.
May we keep your watch for a while?
Why do you need this?
Di, we time traveled here
from ancient time because of this watch.
It's the key for us to travel back.
It's very important to us.
Take the watch.
But don't ever mention anything about time traveling again.
Yu Yan, I don’t know what you guys are doing.
But you can tell me if there’s anything.
I still have things to do. I’ll leave now.
Are you sure this is the watch?
It is!
Here, Xiaozhu, try this.
Here, Yu Yan.
Here’s something I want to tell you.
After dinner,
I’ll go back to my apartment.
I had a good time these days staying with you.
Di, you should find a girlfriend.
And don’t come “disturb” us again.
You stay.
You guys continue to eat. I’ll go see him off.
Yinqi, you can go back now.
It’s ok. Let me walk you out.
I’m still Yu Yan’s boss now.
We’ll need to work together
every now and then.
Hope you won’t mind.
Di, it won’t be a problem at all.
If this is why you move out,
it’ll really make me…
That’s not the reason.
I moved here
because I want to take care of Xiaozhu and Yan.
They are both doing very well now,
so I can be relieved.
I’ll be busy at work anyway.
Moving out is the best for everybody.
Bai Di, I was not wrong about you.
You are qualified to be the president.
Hopefully.
I’ll do my best and try not to let you down.
And I hope you won’t let me down either.
Please go back.
Xiaoli, since I got the watch back,
will you consider again
about our return?
Young master, I don’t need to consider anymore.
I’ve decided.
I know you don’t want to go back.
Young master.
I’ll go back.
Let’s bring Xiaozhu along with us.
So you only listen to Xiaozhu, huh?
Seems our friendship has been replaced by your love.
Young master, that’s not true.
In my heart, I always place you…
you and Xiaozhu the first.
Alright! Alright!
As soon as you are willing to go back.
By the way,
How much do you remember
about great grandfather’s time travel journal?
And help me to remember
the situation of the day when the time travel happened.
In the journal,
it said that time travel requires certain movements.
Movements?
Xiaozhu, there’s something I need to tell you.
Yan, I have something to tell you too.
Then I’ll go first.
Don’t be too surprised though.
Actually, I time traveled here!
You time traveled here!
Bai Yinqi and Tian Xiaoli…
Brother Yinqi and Xiaoli…
also time traveled here!
How did you know?
Xiaoli told me!
Why didn’t you tell me earlier?
I…I also just found out.
I thought your brother would tell you.
No wonder my brother moved out.
He must have been worried that I’d hit him.
Actually, I didn’t plan to tell you until today.
Cause today, Bai Yinqi and I
got the key tool that can send us back.
So, I want to ask you
if you’d like to…
I do! I do!
Xiaoli has asked me today.
What’s wrong with you guys?
I’m a writer who writes about time travel!
I’m more than excited
to do it in person!
Then I can be relieved!
I was worried that you’d be left alone
after we all travelled back.
Let’s talk about this later.
Tell me now
how that tool works?
Will we encounter lighting, thundering
or crackles of electricity during time traveling?
Will we master any super power after we travel back?
Well…
I’m not sure.
The watch is really so magical
that it can send us back to Xumi State?
Then what are we waiting for?
Let’s travel back now!
I don’t think so.
Since we don’t know yet
how to make it work.
You don’t know?
Then how did you travel here?
It was an accident.
What accident?
Tell us,
so that we can help too.
No.
We’ll figure it out ourselves.
Then I’ll say it.
Last night,
I discussed with Xiaoli.
There are two things we need to do.
First,
the watch hasn’t worked since we traveled here.
I think it’s broken.
We need to get it fixed.
Second,
I remember Xiaozhu once said
that the novels described many ways to complete time traveling.
I think we should try them.
What do you think?
Xiaozhu.
This guy lied on an ancient bed,
then he time traveled.
Ancient bed?
How about we find an ancient bed museum?
Then the four of us lie on one bed together.
Would people think we are crazy?
Maybe.
Let me keep looking.
In this novel,
the guy was killed in a car accident when traveling over.
Then he died again from a disease when traveling back.
Let’s change another one.
What if we really died?
Continue.
Try to find a way that’s less risky.
Xiaozhu, this guy was struck by lightning
before he time traveled!
The guy I was reading jumped off a building!
This one bumped into a tree
and was in a vegetative state!
This one is even more unbelievable!
He bribed the King of Hell!
What’s that all about?
You writers are
really good at making up stories.
Don’t forget
I’m a writer too!
My novels are different!
Then what are your novels like?
Come closer.
You are still here!
Today is the 1st of Jan of the lunar calendar.
It’s the first day of a new year!
Let’s make a wish together.
Maybe it’ll work this time!
Xiaozhu.
May I make a wish with my eyes open?
I feel so sleepy.
You must clear your mind.
Especially you, brother Yinqi!
You need to take it seriously.
You have to be in full faith when you make a wish.
Don’t think of anything unnecessary.
Forget it! We failed!
Open your eyes!
We’ve got a perfect surrounding here.
Don’t let our hard work go waste.
Let’s think of another idea.
It must be because you are not sincere enough.
Especially you, brother Yinqi!
Brother Yinqi!
Ghosts and demons, go away!
How come you fell asleep?
Kneel!
Okay, now we’ll perform three kowtows and nine prostrations!
First kowtow!
Second kowtow!
Third kowtow!
Failed again!
Wake up! Wake up!
One!
Two!
The profound Prajna Paramita!
What did we do
last night
spending so much time?
I don’t want take-out!
I want snacks!
Sorry, Xiaozhu.
I overslept!
I’ve got a bad headache!
I can’t go to work today.
Wake up!
The time traveling is very important to us!
We need to take it seriously!
Tian Xiaoli!
Yes!
Go out with me today.
Let’s try different methods.
Yes, Young master!
Bai Zhu!
Yes!
You and Yu Yan stay at home
and keep looking for new traveling means!
We assure you that we’ll do our best!
Let’s eat!
Okay!
Young master, I remember that you
hacked this way, right?
I…
I hacked this way?
It doesn’t make any sense.
You see, you were on this side,
and Yu Juanzhi was here.
Why would I hack
this way?
I don’t know.
Maybe you were trying to catch Bai He?
Stop the thief!
Couldn’t be.
Bai He wasn’t that close to me.
Go away!
Not bad!
Don’t come over!
God! He has a knife!
I’ll kill him if you come over!
Xiaoli, is it the similar situation with that day?
That day, the knife
went toward your chest.
Someone will get killed! Call the police!
Sir,
could you please
move your knife over here?
Don’t tell me what to do! I’ll kill you!
And you wore that watch
before your chest too.
Sir, let’s take a pause.
Allow me to wear this watch.
Are you out of your mind?
Stop talking!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
You do it!
Don’t come over!
Stop!
What’s going on?
So cool! Awesome!
Young master, it doesn’t work.
We need to think of something else.
The stories I found just now
were all about spirit time traveling.
As for time traveling with the whole body, let me keep looking.
Here it is!
The guy got lost in an ancient building,
then he time traveled all of a sudden!
How about that?
So we need to find an ancient building?
The Forbidden City!
Right! We have to hide.
After the visitors are gone,
we’ll get lost.
If a writer
likes you
time traveled with a short skirt on.
Would she be flogged to death?
But none of them were flogged to death!
Those writers all omitted that!
Yan, good question!
We should think about
what we wear.
The ancient style clothing I collected
can finally be used!
Yan, I’ll wear this.
I’ll dress like a man.
And you can wear this,
pretending to be a heroine!
Let’s travel around the world together.
Miss, where are you from?
You are so brave and pretty!
You are as excellent as your male peers!
You look like a playboy!
You dandy look tells me you are up no good!
Attack!
Di!
What brought you here?
Brother Yinqi and Xiaoli are not here.
We don’t have anything to eat.
How about we dine out?
What are you doing?
We are going to time travel,
so we are picking out clothes.
So…
This is your coffee.
Thanks.
Enjoy.
I really appreciate that
you can accompany Xiaozhu
and help her to make her wishes come true.
But please
don’t talk about time traveling
in front of her.
She is in therapy right now.
She needs to face the reality head-on,
but now live in fantasy.
Di, listen to me.
I’ve discussed with Bai Yinqi.
Since we time traveled once,
we’ve grown growth factor in us.
If Xiaozhu can do it too, it’ll be her chance to regain her health.
How can you be sure?
She’s addicted to this thing now
and totally ignores her health condition.
Do you really think it’s good for her?
Di, since you’ve done your best,
let us give it a try too.
If it’s something based on science,
I will be on board.
But this is too ridiculous!
I won’t allow her to do it!
Di, you really love Xiaozhu
or you are afraid that you might lose her forever?
I don’t quite understand you.
As her brother,
you should think about it for the sake of Xiaozhu.
Think about what she really wants.
Don’t you know what kind of life she wants?
Bai Yinqi, who gave you the right
to talk to me like this?
Have you ever really taken care of her?
You take her out to play every day.
Do you know how to be a qualified brother?
Xiaozhu.
I don’t want to drink it.
Don’t be sad.
Your brother won’t be mad at you.
He just cares about you.
I’ve never seen such an awful expression
on his face before.
He must be very sad.
How about we go to your brother
and explain it to him?
Explain what?
Unless…
Unless what?
Unless, I won’t leave.
I was too selfish.
I didn’t consider his feelings.
What is he supposed to do if I leave.
He’ll be very sad.
Xiaozhu.
I’ll have your back no matter what you decide.
If you don’t leave,
I’ll stay here with you.
Don’t be angry with your brother.
It’s a shocking news to him.
Give him some time.
Let’s talk to him in a few days.
I’m not angry with him.
Then why are you like this?
I’m angry with myself.
I finally got the watch back,
but I can’t take Xiaozhu back and save her.
Yu Yan.
Do you think I’m useless?
Don’t think too much!
The important thing right now is to go home
and find a solution.
I’d forget about it if I didn’t find the watch.
But now I found it. It brought me nothing but trouble.
I’d rather live without it.
Then what should we do now?
What should we do?
I don’t know.
Xiaoli and Xiaozhu don’t want to go back now.
We want to be back but we can’t.
It’s a dead-end.
Haven’t you heard the poem
“After endless mountains and rivers that leave doubt whether there is a path out,
suddenly one encounters the shade of a willow, bright flowers and a lovely village.”
I’m wondering how it is going with my Xumi State.
The society nowadays is a mess too.
The rules have all been broken.
How about this?
Let’s prepare
for the worst.
The worst would be
none of us will go back.
I will never find my memory back.
Xiaozhu has to continue to receive treatment here.
What should we do if that’s the case?
If I have to
stay here forever,
I will find a good job.
I’ll support you.
If I can’t go back,
I’ll live with the identity of Yu Yan.
Of course, I need to be with you.
Okay! Then my marriage will be in your control, Manager Yu!
Please go to work
and get off work together with me.
Let’s get married soon so that we can build a family.
So this is what you think about every day
while you are stuck here?
Exactly!
From ancient times to present,
my heart for you has never changed.
Xumi State splits into east market and west market.
Both of the markets stretch as far as tens of miles.
You can find everything you need from the markets.
although
they are not as clean as the shopping malls you have here,
they are quite crowded and alive.
What do they sell?
The east market sells expensive things.
You may call them luxury goods,
which are exclusively for the royal
and the noble.
As for the west market,
most of civilians live in the west,
so it sells daily necessities.
The so called “buy things”
may refer to the east and west markets
of our Xumi State.
Xiaozhu!
Xiaozhu! Are you alight?
Xiaozhu!
How’s Xiaozhu?
She’s just been rescued!
She fell asleep and I couldn’t wake her up anymore.
Stay here with her.
I’ll go get doctor Luo.
Xiaozhu!
How do you feel? Are you okay?
Xiaozhu!
I want to leave hospital.
Xiaozhu, it’s not the time to be willful.
Be good! You can leave when you are well!
That’s right! You can’t leave now!
That’s right.
Calm down! Let’s wait for your brother.
I don’t want to stay in hospital
any longer!
Don’t touch that.
Xiaozhu! Xiaozhu!
Xiaozhu, don’t pull it out!
Don’t pull it!
Xiaozhu!
Don’t move!
Xiaozhu!
Be good! Xiaozhu!
Xiaozhu!